the bachelorette Ames is a finance guy from New York City, who went to Yale for his undergraduate, Columbia for two masters and Harvard for his doctorate. Oh, and if that wasn't enough he has run 39 marathons. Put it this way, if there was a remake of "American Psycho," Ames could star in it.The rest each have their own quirks: Bentley has a daughter named Cozy (come on!), West discovered his wife dead in the bathtub after she had a seizure, William the salesman's umbrella goes inside out during his interview.When the men show up at the house, they all try to make a memorable first impression on Ashley when they step out of their limo -- some are thoughtful, some are cheesy, some are downright cringe-inducing.
Mickey the Chef tells her, "I have something to give you from all the men in America." Ashley seems scared. "Please don't slap me!" Worse, he kisses her.im, the liquor distributor, seems like he's been drinking in the linmo -- and he can't get words out. Next.Ben C. speaks French. Stephen tells her he likes her hair. West gives Ashley a broken compass -- stuck on west, natch -- and tells her, and I quote: "If you ever start feeling lost in this process, it'll help you find your way back to me." Groan. How many times you think he's pulled that one?
Then there's Jeff, who steps out of limo No. 3 in a mask because he wants "to take my face out of the game.Ben shows up with a bottle of wine, while Constantine makes her a bracelet of pink dental floss (Ashley is a dentistOnce all 25 guys and Ashley are inside, that's when it gets good. Or better. Ryan snags her first for one-on-one time, which touches off the competition. Matt puts his mom on speaker phone she so she can "meet" Ashley. Then one guy shows up with a guitar, only to chuck it in the pool once they're alone -- because he doesn't even know how to play. While all this is going on, Jeff -- who the guys have dubbed "Batman" -- is presiding over the party with his mask still on -- and creepy "Phantom of the Opera"-type music as his soundtrack. The more Tim, drinks the more he gets freaked out by Jeff/Batman/Phantom -- and you don't blame him.
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